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I'm looking for love
And apparently it's hard to find
Created on 2004-09-09 00:14:58 (#4480570), last updated 2007-11-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Angela |
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| Birthdate: | 1986-09-22 |
| Location: | Irvine, California, United States |
Biodear LiveJournal,
please stop sucking. i am tired of only turning to your pages with sadness and retarded quizzes which supposedly reflect "the real me" but which no one gives a damn about, unless they too are so sad and bored that they take the quiz themselves.
why couldn't you be a cooler website, like google? google is never sad or sappy, it has nothing to do with "the real me" and in fact is quite knowledgeable and helpful with all of lifes little problems. need a brownie recipe? mearly turn to google for help. need to find the nearest market to buy the ingredients for the recipe? again google is at your side with helpful advice and guidance. gas station to fill your car to get there? google. nearest hospital when you give yourself food poisoning? good attorney to sue the owner of the recipe website you found off of google in the first place? you guessed it, google.
LiveJournal, you do none of these useful and beneficial things for me. why? why do you insist on being stupid and useless? nothing good comes from your pages. hearts are broken, secrets divulged, private thoughts displayed for the world to see. how do you sleep at night?
you should be ashamed of yourself. you have turned me into your whore, spilling meaningless gibberish forth about my uneventful life and the meaningless events that take place in it. you convinced me someone would care, LiveJournal, about the fight i had with my boyfriend, my bad grades at school and what color best reflects my animal spirit. no one cares. i dont even care, and i worte the inane babble in the first place. you convinced me that you cared and then didn't even have the decency to comment when i told you about my broken heart.
you're a bad website, LiveJournal. bad. you trick me with your custom-ability and pretty icons. but you're really an awful, dank and smelly dungeon where you've got me trapped and shackled to my keyboard. well no more my friend.
i will no longer be your slut, LiveJournal. i shall be my own master now! i have seen the truth and it has set me free! i only hope that my message will reach others as well, and that they will realize the folly of their ways and the slavery which you hold them in.
i will of course still be making use of your free services and partaking of all the benefits which i reap from your use. however, if i incur any further hardship or have anymore complaints, be sure that i shall lay them at your feet as your own fault. i shall expect compensation and for you to be punished to the full extent of the law at that point. you are warned.
thank you for your time,
Angela Perry
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please stop sucking. i am tired of only turning to your pages with sadness and retarded quizzes which supposedly reflect "the real me" but which no one gives a damn about, unless they too are so sad and bored that they take the quiz themselves.
why couldn't you be a cooler website, like google? google is never sad or sappy, it has nothing to do with "the real me" and in fact is quite knowledgeable and helpful with all of lifes little problems. need a brownie recipe? mearly turn to google for help. need to find the nearest market to buy the ingredients for the recipe? again google is at your side with helpful advice and guidance. gas station to fill your car to get there? google. nearest hospital when you give yourself food poisoning? good attorney to sue the owner of the recipe website you found off of google in the first place? you guessed it, google.
LiveJournal, you do none of these useful and beneficial things for me. why? why do you insist on being stupid and useless? nothing good comes from your pages. hearts are broken, secrets divulged, private thoughts displayed for the world to see. how do you sleep at night?
you should be ashamed of yourself. you have turned me into your whore, spilling meaningless gibberish forth about my uneventful life and the meaningless events that take place in it. you convinced me someone would care, LiveJournal, about the fight i had with my boyfriend, my bad grades at school and what color best reflects my animal spirit. no one cares. i dont even care, and i worte the inane babble in the first place. you convinced me that you cared and then didn't even have the decency to comment when i told you about my broken heart.
you're a bad website, LiveJournal. bad. you trick me with your custom-ability and pretty icons. but you're really an awful, dank and smelly dungeon where you've got me trapped and shackled to my keyboard. well no more my friend.
i will no longer be your slut, LiveJournal. i shall be my own master now! i have seen the truth and it has set me free! i only hope that my message will reach others as well, and that they will realize the folly of their ways and the slavery which you hold them in.
i will of course still be making use of your free services and partaking of all the benefits which i reap from your use. however, if i incur any further hardship or have anymore complaints, be sure that i shall lay them at your feet as your own fault. i shall expect compensation and for you to be punished to the full extent of the law at that point. you are warned.
thank you for your time,
Angela Perry
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80's stuff, acting, allnighters, alternative, antimatter, anything celtic, art, avacado, black, blankets, bonfires, brat pack, british spelling, burping, california, calvin and hobbes, canada, candels, capes, cheese, chopsticks, classic rock, clothes, comedy central, computers, conan o'brien, concerts, converse, courderoy, cowboy hats, cuddling, cut off pants, dancing, daria, dogs, dr pepper, driving, ducks, dumb broads, dyed hair, eyeliner, eyes, fantasy, fire, flannel, fog, food, french fries, french kiss, garrison keilor, ghostbusters, girls, glam, greatful dead, green, grunge, hair dye, hardcore, having my hair cut, heavy metal, ho's, hot things, in-n-out, incense, indiana jones, jackets, johnny depp, kids, kissing, kittens, knee socks, life, live music, loud music, love, love songs, magic markers, malcome in the middle, microwavable food, molly ringwald, monty python, movies, music, my nails, night, penguins, people touching my hair, piercings, pirates, pirates of the carribean, pizza, plaid, playgrounds, posters, punk, puppies, pyromaniacs, rain, reading, red, red-headed sluts, redheads, rock, rocky horror picture show, rubber ducks, sarcasm, scottish people, sex, sharpies, shoelaces, silver, ska, skateboarding, sleeping, snow, socks, stand up comedy, stars, string, sublime, sufring, sunrises, sunsets, sushi, sweetness, swimming, swing, tape, tattoos, teenage mutant ninja turtles, the beach, the dryer, the moon, the neverending story, the simpsons, the sun, the west wing, third nipples, thrift stores, thunder, tigers, tv, underpants, warmth, water, werewolves, windy days, wolves, world conquest, writing
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